Fiancees on state trips…

I saw this letter appeared in the Business Day and thought that I had to point out a “girlfriend” who has got it right….

On the front page of the Business Day (August 24) you published a picture of President Jacob Zuma in China. Alongside him was a woman identified as his “fiancee”.

To some among us this may be very clear, but please help me understand the following:

- A fiancee is tantamount to a girlfriend. As far as I know she has no legal marital status, except a promise to be married. Since when did it become acceptable for a “girlfriend” to represent the Republic of SA on an official state visit — especially accompanying a president who has left three “wives” at home?

- In the background in the same picture is the presidential aircraft. Since when did it become acceptable for married politicians to entertain girlfriends or “fiancees” on state resources, which are funded by the taxpayer — such as the presidential aircraft? Wouldn’t this be considered a scandal in any self-respecting democracy?

- Why are journalists not interrogating this matter vigorously?

Have they already been cowed by the threatened media tribunal?
Mhle Ndzima
Rosebank

Kim Kardashian would date Justin Bieber?

I am reading a story on News24 about how Kim Kardashian – Armenian princess and amateur sex-tape star would date Justin Bieber.

She’s currently dating some NFL superstar but told George Lopez – “Would I date him? If he was of legal age. He definitely has this swag to him.”

C’mon! She would break Justin Bieber mentally, spiritually and physically given 20 minutes with him…  Although maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing.

What about somebody like Pink or those two Olsen twins….? Bieber would be on a hiding to nothing….

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Win FREE Entrance to the Lollipop Lounge for two

There is quite a nice competition being run by the Lollipop Lounge on Facebook where each month you can win free entrance into the club for you and a friend / significant other plus a dance by the girl of your choice.

All you need to do is post a picture of yourself with local Lollipop Lounge celebrity Gigi at the club and post it on to the Facebook group. The best photo each month will win the prize.

Should be some absolute pearlers in there.

Check out their Facebook group for more details.

Only read if you not an English fan

I saw this going around on Facebook and couldn’t help but laugh:

The UK government is worried that mens penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is,they have asked all men with a penis smaller than 3″ to put a white flag with a red cross on their car.Please put this as your status so that everyone is aware of this fundamental problem.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH priceless…..

Ungrateful men

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband

The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…..

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Thought it only happened in bad movies

Ok this is funny, except to the person it happened to of course… but that is beside the point.

So I have a mate – he was going out with this rather dilly bird for a while. Nothing too serious – just two people passing some time in comfort.

Anyways during the six months or so that they were dating they did the usual couples things. They went to dinner, met the others family, exchanged the odd gift.

Time passes and they break up.

Earlier today he gets a lawyers letter demanding that he give back the carpet and teacups that she had given him as gifts during the relationship.

C’mon you have to be joking – what lawyer can bring himself / herself to write a letter of that nature and then charge for it!

Geez if the relationship is over then just move on with life but are you really going to get all bitter about some “stuff”.

If it was something big like a car or a house then by all means get lawyers involved, but seriously a lawyers consultation and the letter they write will in all likelihood cost more than the stuff they are trying to recover.

I obviously found it incredibly funny but even her lame ass letter from a lawyer has meant my mate has had to turn to his own lawyers to formulate a response saying: “Hey chick if you want your stuff then come get it at a mutually agreed time”.

If he wanted to fight it on principle then he could obviously go the whole legal route but that then means that he needs to get his name and cheque book dragged through the mud fighting it in a civil court.

Bizarre but true story!

What the hell is an “open relationship”?!

I have to ask because this I find curious…

Apparently if you visited the Lolly Jackson fan page on Facebook he was listed as being in an open relationship with his wife. (Can’t confirm that but it was on one of the news sites).

I’ve just seen now one of my friends change their status to being in an “open relationship” with someody.

I’m not totally naive – I kinda get what an “open relationship” entails but geez do you really want that as a Facebook status?

Why not just call it something like “fuck buddy” or “friend with benefits”??

Am I missing something here or is it socially correct now to be listed as being in an “open relationship”?!

Dexter versus Hank

This was a topic which came up earlier this week on either Twitter or one of the radio shows (probably Sasha M’s).

Anyway the question which was throw out there was who was the better man – psycho with a conscience Dexter Morgan or errant author Hank Moody from Californication?

On one hand you would probably feel pretty safe with Dexter if you ever got into a tight spot, but on the flip side you wouldn’t want to be discovering his little “collection”!

As far as Hank goes he obviously has something that the women can’t resist and his philosphy on life seems to be pretty straightforward even when it does get him into trouble repeatedly…

… so is it Hank or Dexter?

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