Dating Game

The big V day is coming up… Have you got your gifts set aside?!

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Shopping for your significant other is always tricky. It is a case of trying to find the balance between cool, funky and practical. Check out this great video from Zoopy which might have some suggestions for you if you have not yet made the final choice for Xmas:

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I am always curious to see what other people buy their better halves when it comes to gift hampers as it gives you some nice ideas for your own shopping cart.

Take yesterday for example. One client purchased the following two packages as a gift for his girlfriend:

Energising Bath Set – R334 – ORDER NOW
SPA shower gel, SPA body butter, SPA Bubble bath, SPA body scent, SPA Body scrub,massager in a stainless steel stand. Gardenia & Peppermint fragrance.

A Complete Nutter – R254 – ORDER NOW
An assortment of nuts in a wooden presentation box. 100g packs of Salted Cashews, Peri Peri Cashews, mixed nuts, Peri Peri Peanuts, salted Peanuts, Macadamias, chocolate coated Sunflower seeds, & Japanese Crackers.

Both look fantastic!

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Every morning seven million listeners wake up with Steve Harvey and his radio show, ‘The Steve Harvey Morning Show’. And while his opening and closing remarks provide daily reaffirmation and spiritual sustenance, it’s his advice on relationships that keeps listeners hanging on to his every word.

Whether he’s doling out wisdom on why women need to enforce a ’90-day probation period’ before they give their men sexual ‘benefits’ the way Ford motor company won’t give a worker medical and dental benefits until they’ve been on the job for 3 months, or explaining to women why men would rather ‘fix it’ than talk about it, Harvey’s advice is always spot on – and more often than not quite funny.

Harvey knows relationships are among his listeners’ top concerns and he’s committed to helping them get their mind right when it comes to finding a sound partner. Co-written with Denene Millner, author of several relationship books, and with liberal use of his own adventures in love and courtship, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man is an honest, compelling, and realistic examination of how men think about love and sex and what women need to know so that they can set realistic expectations of the men in their life.

You can buy the book online from Kalahari for R105 by clicking HERE or on the cover below

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I am not sure whether tasteless jokes are going to win you too many admirers, but sometimes it helps to be able to at least be ABLE to play the crude and nasty person in the crowd.

This is the ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn’t be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank’s drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you’re a monster; if you buy it you’re going straight to hell.

It includes gems such as these:

• My father is in a coma. He’s just living the dream.
• Why don’t cannibals eat divorced women? Because they’re very bitter.
• What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm.
• How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water.
• The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.
• I went to see my friend’s new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead.
• Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It’s a great position all year round.

If this sounds like your kind of reading material you can order it from Kalahari for R120 as an Ebook by clicking HERE or on the book cover below for the soft copy.

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Check out the Adult Spice section at Kalahari by clicking here or on the banner below:

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INTERNATIONAL ADULT GAME OF THE YEAR. Monogamy a hot affair…with your partner! Dim the lights, switch off the phone and get ready to play the hottest game ever! Monogamy will have you loving and laughing and lusting after each other with just a few throws of the dice. Along the way, you’ll experience new, exciting and occasionally hilarious challenges with stimulating, sexy and wild conversations. The game climaxes with the winner choosing to make real one of fifty breathtaking fantasies! Monogamy the perfect start to a really hot affair!

You can buy this game online from Mantality for R348 by clicking HERE or on the image below:

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I saw this letter appeared in the Business Day and thought that I had to point out a “girlfriend” who has got it right….

On the front page of the Business Day (August 24) you published a picture of President Jacob Zuma in China. Alongside him was a woman identified as his “fiancee”.

To some among us this may be very clear, but please help me understand the following:

- A fiancee is tantamount to a girlfriend. As far as I know she has no legal marital status, except a promise to be married. Since when did it become acceptable for a “girlfriend” to represent the Republic of SA on an official state visit — especially accompanying a president who has left three “wives” at home?

- In the background in the same picture is the presidential aircraft. Since when did it become acceptable for married politicians to entertain girlfriends or “fiancees” on state resources, which are funded by the taxpayer — such as the presidential aircraft? Wouldn’t this be considered a scandal in any self-respecting democracy?

- Why are journalists not interrogating this matter vigorously?

Have they already been cowed by the threatened media tribunal?
Mhle Ndzima
Rosebank

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