Gauteng’s most romantic restaurant?

 

Ok I am one of those guys who will pretty much only go to restaurants I know.

Much like Charlie Brown I am not great when I get taken out of my comfort element.

However my wife has been away for the last week and I’d like to treat her to a nice romantic meal somewhere a little different and I am scratching my head trying to come up with some ideas.

I thought I would throw it out to the community and see if anybody had any suggestions for a really nice restaurant in Gauteng?

Only proviso is that it can’t be Italian.

Ideas?!

Advice for men needed!

Ladies, we need some input for our readers!

It is around the contentious issue of flowers or floral gifts for our better halves.

When we’ve raised this topic on this blog before, we’ve had the stock standard response that “simpler is better” … so why is it that when it comes to crunch time and the guys go all out, the ladies are WAY happier when they get a big floral gift arrangement with teddies, wine, chocolates and flowers?!

Probably a dof question but in all seriousness it would be nice to get some input from the women out there!

We might even chuck in a box of chocolates or two for the best comment…

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Our First Bondage Kit

I was browsing the Mantality store this evening just to see what they had to offer and came across some very interesting things including this “Our First Bondage Kit”

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Manufacturer’s description:
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Remember your first time? Bring back some steamy memories and create new ones with this ultra cool, top value bedroom bondage kit – the very first to hit the mainstream market! Features midnight black blindfold and four wrist and ankle tie-up cuffs with extensions.

Retail price: R299… very tempting! 

South Africa’s only one-stop online shop for the urban man. Click Here

Things That Should Never Be Said To A Girl On A First Date

“I love you!!”
“What’s your age?”
“You seem to have gained some weight.”
“Oooo….!!! That girl looks so hot!!”

If you are planning to say any of these while on your first date with a girl, refrain from it!
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Awesome Dating Ultimate Ideas

By: Clifford McHanter

The thing about dating is that it all comes down to your mentality how you see it. If you go into it thinking right away that you’re going to be disappointed, then you probably are. So why waste time in bars or on websites that are packed with fraudulent people when there is a much easier way out there?

Experts on dating say that the wonderful date is going mean something a little different for each lover especially for the couples. Some recommend a night dancing and drinking, while others prefer to be more intimate, whether they are in home or in a public venue. Making you all aware of the different options on dating let me introduced to you the different date ideas that will ultimately give you the ultimate dating tips that makes you inspired with your love one. Let’s make this as a great date for both of you. A quit meal and cocktails will always a good way to end the evening. But then I also remind you that this date ideas is just a guide for you and not the ultimate answer to what ever question you have, this just an options and ideas. In the end both of you will ultimately make this dates a more fascinating one.
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R250 for the best “Worst Date” experience

It is Sunday night and I am looking for a laugh so here’s something for a bit of fun…

I am watching this movie on Movie Magic 1 on M-Net and I’ve just seen a first date which was super-cringeworthy.

In that spirit Bundublog.com is offering R250 the the commenter who leaves the best “worst date experience”.

The winner will be decided at the close of business this Friday (5 March 2010).

PS that means you need to leave a genuine e-mail address so we can get hold of you.

Look forward to some really good posts.

Win sloggi Underwear for a Year!

Look out for the sloggi promoters at your university campus in February, and you could win fantastic sloggi prizes, including underwear for a year!

sloggi, one of South Africa’s most popular bodywear brands, is hosting a fantastic O-Week competition: Win a year’s worth of sloggi underwear during O-Week at your campus! Simply enter the draw being hosted at various South African universities in February, and you could be the lucky winner of stylish sloggi underwear for a year!

Keep your eyes peeled for the sloggi promoters around your campus, who’ll be giving away discount vouchers and entries to the draw. sloggi representatives will be at your campus on the following dates:

  • UJ: 4 February 2010
  • Wits: 5 February 2010
  • Stellies: 8 February 2010
  • UKZN: 8 February 2010
  • UCT: 9 February 2010

Our promoters are spicing things up at your varsity campus this February! Be sure to enter the draw for the grand prize, or look out for the discount vouchers on offer.

Students win with sloggi!
“sloggi’s O-Week Promotion is one of the biggest sloggi competitions of the year,” says Dawn Laughton, Marketing Manager for Triumph International in South Africa. “sloggi recently celebrated its 30th birthday, and we’ve been running a range of promotions and competitions, but this is certainly one of the best.”

sloggi has always sought to create underwear that is not only suited to a modern, active lifestyle, but which is affordable too – making it the ideal underwear brand for students.

“Our new range of underwear features the designs and fabrics that are most popular among active people, and that’s why we’ve chosen to focus on students during this campaign. Where else do you find such a mix of trendy, energetic people than at a university campus? And of course, sloggi represents excellent value for money, which is another reason we’ve chosen to focus on students during this competition,” adds Laughton.

sloggi: The favourite brand of the trendy, active and modern woman
For 30 years, sloggi has been the world’s favourite brand of underwear amongst modern, stylish individuals. To date, more than 1 billion items of sloggi underwear have been sold around the world, from a whopping 30,000 outlets. Active individuals choose sloggi for its comfort, flexibility and high-quality garments, which are tailored to offer the perfect fit to all body shapes and sizes.

sloggi’s range includes bras, full bottoms and g-strings. Since its inception, sloggi has aimed to create garments that don’t only offer superb quality and fit, but which are also fresh, bright and fun – ensuring that you feel as fantastic as you look!

“In South Africa, sloggi underwear is available at all major retailers throughout the country. Our range is constantly updated to reflect the latest styles and innovations in undergarment design, and our focus is always on quality, comfort and affordability,” says Laughton.

Win prizes from the latest sloggi ranges
Check out the latest sloggi underwear in store now – and don’t forget to look out for promoters on campus in February, and you could win amazing prices from sloggi’s fantastic new ranges.

Web: www.sloggi.co.za

Looking for a risque ice-breaker on your next date?

Here we go:

Julius Malema was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, `Let`s talk. I`ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.`

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the him, `What would you like to talk about?`

`Oh, I don`t know, ˜Julius said. `How about nuclear power?` and he smiles.

OK, ` she said. `That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass – . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?`

Julius, visibly surprised by the little girl`s intelligence, thinks about it and says, `Yu haikona wena, I have no idea….`

To which the little girl replies, `Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don`t know shit?

This is funny

The other day I was in an empty pub having a quiet beer by myself. The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I`ve ever laid eyes on. 5`11“ tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top.I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.

After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling another bar stool up close to me and sitting down.

She said `Hi`, and I said `Hi` in return. She asked how I was and took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down. `So, does that make you feel good ?` she asked….`I`ll bet you feel good,` she continued. `In fact, I`ll bet you`ve never felt this good before.` `Well, I have,` I corrected her. `You see, when I was 18, I was picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.`

I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that and I thought she would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert, perfect breast. `How do you feel now,` she purred.`OK` I replied. Again, she said, `I`ll bet you do. In fact, I`ll bet you`ve never felt this good before!`

Unbelievably I heard myself saying `Well, actually I have.. In that game, we were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where I caught it… I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders, handed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds `till full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and… `

“Ahhh….” she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit miffed, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton, and she was wet !!!! She whispered, `Well tell me this, Mr. Rugby Man: Have you ever felt such a perfect cunt?`

`I certainly have,` I answered, `I missed the kick..`

The Best Divorce Letter ever..

… this is bloody funny but you might need to zoom in to read it. Doesn’t re-size very well

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